“Here’s hoping none of your staff left out the thing I tripped over because then I’d be able to sue yez.” Jonathan goes white. “I think that’s very unlikely.” “I’m only messing.” “You probably shouldn’t joke about lawsuits, Sam.” I shrug. “Maybe I’m just that sort of person. I’m clumsy and I make inappropriate jokes.” “Or maybe,” Jonathan suggests, “you’re a model employee who never cheeks his boss.”

