The moment the carrier’s open, I dash over and try to cram Gollum in. It mostly goes okay, apart from the help-I’m-being-murdered noises, except he manages to get one paw sticking out the end like he’s in Jurassic Park and he’s just been dragged into the velociraptor enclosure. Eventually, I fold him back inside and slam the door, and he looks out with huge eyes that say “I will never forgive you for this. My descendants shall haunt your descendants to the end of time and their vengeance shall be legendary.”
