“Sneak in when everyone’s asleep?” “Absolutely not.” “Come on.” “I already told you, I’m not touching you under your father’s roof. This situation is precarious enough.” “What about sexy texting?” I stubbornly shake my head. “What if he and I accidentally switch phones?” “Why would that ever happen? Come on, just one dick pic.” “What is your obsession with me?” I drawl. “Do I need Jensen to send you his PowerPoint on sex addiction?”