“I think the real issue is—you don’t smile enough.” “It makes my face hurt.” “But you’re hot when you smile. And it makes you look more approachable.” I blanch. “Baby, I don’t want people approaching me. That sounds awful.” Her mouth falls open in awe. “Did you just call me baby?” “Did I?” I didn’t even notice. “You did.” Well…shit. I need to watch myself.
