“There you go. That’s how you get in with my dad.” “What do you mean?” “He’s such a history buff. He makes us watch these boring-ass documentaries all the time. Like this summer in Tahoe he forced everyone, even the guests, to watch a two-part series on old aircraft carriers.” I sit up straighter. “Holy shit. That was such a good—” “Oh my God,” she interrupts. “See? You two would be best friends.”