Small Miracles

by Olivia Atwater

Cats are responsible for 33.8% of time wasted on the Internet yearly. Indeed, cats are more efficient at temptation than most fallen angels are; a single well-placed cat can derail an entire online meeting in five seconds flat.

Like most millennials, Gadriel finds the idea of actually talking to someone on the phone to be utterly repulsive. In Gadriel’s case, of course, ‘millennial’ refers to a different turn of a different millennium—but the point still stands.