Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1)

by Brandon Sanderson

“If you’re always on time, it implies that you never have anything better you should be doing.

“I know more than you think, Father.” Straff laughed, walking back to sit in his chair. “I doubt that, boy. Why, you can’t even bed a woman properly—the last, and only, time I know about you trying it, I had to take you to the brothel myself.”

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