Man cannot live on bread alone, but he apparently can live on McNuggets. My return to the PRACS Institute for a follow-up exam offered unexpected results: amazingly, both my blood pressure and cholesterol went down. Somehow, I only gained one pound. My vertical leap also improved to forty-one inches. I’m not completely positive how many chunks of poultry I ate over those seven days; the number would fall somewhere between 230 and 280. People have asked me if I will ever eat McNuggets again. Well, of course I will. McNuggets have been good to me. Even before the final chicken came home to
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