The Iliad

by Homer

WTF!!!!

the little cup.

Oops - looks like a new hip for this guy.

Ares, the curse to mortals, human killer.

Brave?..didn’t he just try to buy his life ?

????

What did he do??

Good idea🤗

Uh - bone spurs???

Wait - thought she was on the Greek side??? Oops, never mind

I wish

Yup

😝 - certainly not the trashy ones

Yeah - keep the hussy.

😉

Never a big fan of Odysseus

Damned Zeus is so confusing.

You go Hera

But crooked Zeus gave you just half a blessing.

You see, a god accompanied us here.”

So they are getting supplies. I wondered how all were fed.

But you gave in to your own arrogance, and disrespected 110 a great man whom the deathless gods have honored.

Oh goody

And I shall swear a mighty oath, declaring that I have never gone to bed with her

🤗

Ahh - there’s the catch

persuade the haughty heart of great Achilles,

Didn’t these guys just eat???

Sounds like a no-brainer to me

I put you on my lap and cut for you 630 mouthfuls of meat and gave you sips of wine. 490 You often got my chest and tunic wet with spit-up wine—it hurt your childish stomach.

Delusion has great strength and sturdy feet, and runs out far ahead of all of them,

So much passion over a woman, and just one at that! We offered you another seven women,

Born female & raised as s man. Hmmmmmm. That’s quite a foursome🤗

What a dandy.

Hey Menelaus - how about doing some spying you chicken shit

Ha I was right. Menelaus is a chicken shit😂

Just who’s oiling all these well oiled feet??? Hmmmmmm

Lion skins & tiger skins & leopard skins OH MY😖

No wonder Helen wanted to stay in Troy. Her husband was such a wuss.

Uh - traveled like rwo loud lions with all the armor & geegaws they were wearing😂

Isn’t that the truth

Oh there’s those nasty DELUSIONS rearing their ugly heads

Thought these damn gods were supposed to stay out of it🤨

Are you sure of that boys? TWO ransoms?????

😝

Why Hades?

Yeah , right.

Like rock paper scissors?

??????

Gotta luv this trash-talking guy😂

Be a light to help the Greeks. And let him give you his own splendid armor. The Trojans may believe that you are him 800 and keep away from battle, and meanwhile, 1040 the weary sons of Greece can catch their breath.

This doesn’t sound like a good idea😱