The Clementine Complex

by Bob Mortimer

tiny tommy squeaker

“I got so angry that I threw my phone at the screen of my laptop and broke it. I took it to the repair shop this morning and they said it might be beyond repair. [Sniffle.] I can’t afford a new one and I think I might have broken my phone as well. [Sniffle.] I don’t know what I was thinking. I’m lost without my laptop. It’s okay for you out at work all day, but I’m just here on my own.

It didn’t let me in, so I tried some others that I had used in the past: PassWord LetMeIn SOILSCIENCE 68TallAnts ChinDoctor

marzipan

The penny drops,

Blackheath, or Lewisham, or maybe Sydenham.