Applying Pressure
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I had a temper, and he was cruising like a muthafucka down Shoot ’Em Up Lane.
Cardea Blue
Not shoot em up lane
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Myomi walked out looking like a fresh, fried, and crispy chicken sandwich. I could eat her ass up on sight.
Cardea Blue
Lmao not a chicken sandwich. Like Popeyes
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The whole vibrator thing was smart.” She chuckled angrily. “Stealing that so it’d be harder for me to resist him sexually.
Cardea Blue
Lmaoooo. This is unhinged but smart
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already hit the pussy once, so I don’t need it again. And didn’t you just hear what the fuck I said into the microphone?” “I did, but I’m just trying to test drive again, not make a purchase.” She winked. “Well you don’ ran that pussy into the ground, and now ya license is expired. Let that muthafucka cool off then try another dealership.”
Cardea Blue
Lmao this whole exchange was hilarious