Applying Pressure

by Shvonne Latrice

I had to remember that a cheating ass nigga was gonna cheat, no matter what type of woman you were.

True

Something hadn’t been right for a long while now, but without proof, I really had no case.

Intuition is your case.

I did give chances. I didn’t hop up and assume shit, you had to give me something to go on, which Xion had been doing a lot more frequently lately.

Then that’s the proof

I wanted to run up on his hoe ass, knock his muthafuckin head off for cheating on my woman, but I couldn’t.

Whose woman?

I wasn’t crazy though. A nigga was eccentric, which a lot of people didn’t understand.

No… you’re crazy 😬

“I don’t need you to do that shit. I need you to do exactly what the fuck I said. I don’t give a fuck if they’ve only done PR for rabbits, nigga. I wanna be with that company, and I want to work with Myomi Ford specifically. Now have I made myself clear or what, bruh?”

Ocean is disrespectful as a MF

He tried to talk me out of the shit, but I had to shut that down, remind his ass that I had a temper, and he was cruising like a muthafucka down Shoot ’Em Up Lane.

Sir, angry much? Damn calm down.

Myomi walked out looking like a fresh, fried, and crispy chicken sandwich. I could eat her ass up on sight.

🍗 😋

“I’m young, but this dick is well seasoned. Let me show you… prove ya ass wrong.”

🧂

“These niggas must be in heat,”

“Nigga, who the fuck is you—Ocean Pendrell?” The man recognized him then began laughing. “Man, if you don’t run a ball up and down a field somewhere.”

😂😂😂

I did get cameras every fucking where though. Them muthafuckas let you know if someone is in your crib, or if they came through; pretty much, nothing will get by you,”

He’s tech savvy. Is Ocean going to be using the surveillance cameras to keep tabs on Myomi?

“Yeah, that ain’t what the streets saying about you. Plus, yo’ girl ain’t even truly cute. She ain’t never been a pretty bitch. That’s why yo’ ass be out here doing dirt,”

He wasn’t even joking, 😂

I’ll be damned if I’m waking up every morning to a grizzly bear in a Velcro wig. But do you, patna.”

🐻 in a wig is nasty work

I’m not the one to one hundred.”

Okay

“You were a one-night stand because I peeped the bottom of ya feet were black when I was hittin’ it from the back,”

😂😂😂sir you didn’t stop though

“Wash yo’ muthafuckin’ feet next time you head out the house to be a ho, bitch,”

🤭

If you could do me a favor and tell my grandma I love her when you get to where you going, I’d appreciate it.”

Saying this to a person before you off them is😳

If you can’t talk to your woman, who can you talk to?”

If you can’t go to Bella Noches then where can you go

He’d gone to great lengths to secure a relationship with me, and I didn’t know if it was romantic or obsessive.

🤦🏾‍♀️it’s the latter bitch

She cursed me the fuck out, and I had to remember I almost loved her ass so I wouldn’t haul off and slap her with these damn flowers.

A 💐 👋🏾 is 😂😂😂

“Well you don’ ran that pussy into the ground, and now ya license is expired. Let that muthafucka cool off then try another dealership.”

Pardon! 😂😂😂

We had quite an unorthodox love story and I was so thankful that he applied that pressure, all gas no brakes. No telling what I would’ve missed out on had he not.

You would’ve missed being an accomplice to several murders, I’m sure🤨