Please Tell Me

by Mike Omer

She wants me to serve my customers these milk impostors. Can you imagine? How do you even milk an almond? It must have really tiny udders.

Pete played pool with Fred, Melody’s husband, and Evan, Robin’s ex-husband.

Note to self: Pete is missing girls father & Claires husband Fred is Melodys husband Evan is Robins ex-husband Melody & Robin are sisters Melody & Claires daughters were friends Ellie & Jimmie work at cafe

There was a tantalizing pleasure in hearing something not everyone knew and then an additional jolt of pleasure in passing it along, as if she was a member of some secret club.