How do you even milk an almond? It must have really tiny udders.” Robin let out an uncontrollable snort of laughter. “Literally every other place in the country serves milk alternatives, Jimmie,” Ellie said. “You think you’re funny, but some people are lactose intolerant, and some are vegans—” “Maybe that’s what they served to you at that college of yours while you wasted your time writing screenplays and filming artsy movies. But here in the real world, they can drink real milk. Or if they don’t want to, they can drink black coffee, like Robin here! Milk is healthy. It has calcium.”
