“The answer is no, City Girl. Go on back to your paved roads and dirty air. Whatever you’re selling, we don’t want it. The answer will always be no. Go back to your city. Go get your suit wearing boyfriend to lay you down and fuck you until you fake it. Then, in a year or so, he’ll put a ring on your finger and a baby in your belly. You’ll be a stay-at-home wife. You’ll go to yoga and hire a nanny. You’ll be living off his money, so you won’t have to deal with men like me.”
