The minute I pull the truck onto the highway, she’s on her phone. First call—the local law enforcement for the beach town June’s supposed to be in. Yes, please, I’d like you to go talk to my ex-husband about why he hasn’t called you yet to report her missing. He’s Dean Spencer. Home Improvement Network star? Yes, feel free to alert the news that his daughter is missing because he’s a twatwaffle. Mama bear is on a mission.
