“Why do I have a stupid crush on Maisey Spencer, and why am I losing my fucking mind over it?” “Because she’s hot, you thought she was moderately evil for bringing change to your life, you found out she’s not unreasonable, and also that she’s emotionally unavailable, and that despite your idiotic assumption that since she looks like an airhead on television, she’s competent with power tools, and that’s hot, even to me, and all of that together basically makes her the first fresh blood in town that’s completely your type in about three years?”
