“Have you had to make any adjustments to having a gay captain?” the man asks. “No,” Jeff says evenly, making Jessica proud. “Yes,” Kuzy said seriously. “We make Alex wear blindfold in the shower so he’s not see our dicks. Because no homo. Is rainbow blindfold though. Because Hell Hounds also pro-homo. You know?” On Twitter later that day, #prohomo starts trending. Jessica doesn’t let Kuzy do media for a couple weeks.
I want an adorable russian
