“That’s not air humping though. That’s him humping your pillow. Don’t judge him.” Rhett wheezes out a laugh. “Do you know that dog gets boners randomly sometimes? Like he’ll just be sitting there and have his red rocket out.” “You’d be in the same boat if you couldn’t wear pants.” “Leave it to you to get the world’s horniest dog.” I laugh. “He’s not horny. Those are stress boners.” “What the fuck is a stress boner?”
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