Theo: That fucking dress should be illegal. Winter: Is that why you’re glaring at me from across the room? It’s a wedding. Act happy. Theo: I’m undressing you with my eyes. Winter: Cheesy. Theo: Fine. I’m trying to decide if I should rip those thin straps or even bother taking the dress off at all. Winter: Who told you that you’d be taking my dress off? Theo: You haven’t yet, but you will. Winter: Rude. Theo: Rude is me telling you that if you wanted a pearl necklace, I could have given you one. Winter: Extra rude. Theo: I’ll stop being rude when it stops making you turn that pretty pink
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