“Because Adam had a wife before Eve,” Roan said. He was no longer looking at me, simply marching ahead. “His first wife was Lilith.” “Right. And she wasn’t into the missionary position.” I knew this story from the old myths. Lilith liked to be on top, and that meant she was evil and demonic, because of the patriarchy. “And Adam hated that, because he was insecure about his knob size.”
Oh boy.
