“And yet, you brought the Kingkiller into our house.” “How do you even know about—” “The Wikipedia entry was very thorough. Did you know that he once played Jeff Bezos for charity? He beat him in twenty seconds, then asked if the water bottle next to the chessboard was for peeing.” “A true hero of the working class. Darcy—” “Also, there’s tons of fanfiction on AO3, mostly of him making out with some Emil Kareem guy, but—” “What? How do you know what fanfiction is?” “I read it all the time.” “Excuse me?” “Chill. The PG-13 stuff.”
