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Bob mother fucking Picklepants.
Hell, I had four siblings. I could spot a little hellion a mile away.
my infamous guard dog, Bob “Lazy-Ass” Picklepants, was snoring on the couch.
“Thanks for the reminder. I’m sure it was the scuffed boots that led him to stray.”
“Have you seen that good-looking ex of yours, Cage Reynolds?”
“Presley? That’s your friend who shares your heart with me, right, Daddy? Her name is inked right by my name. We have the same birthday. We’re your two girls?”
Finn That fucker has knocked up more women in Cottonwood Cove than the Reynolds brothers have all together.
Don’t be crude. He’s impregnated multiple bitches,
We have dinner every Sunday night with all of us. It’s enough. You people are suffocating me.
“Hey, you got a new pup, huh?” I asked as I closed the door and set the file on the counter before glancing into the crate to see a fucking raccoon looking back at me. “Isn’t he precious? I think he’s part Maltese and part Terrier. What do you think?”
“I recommend setting him free to live the life he was meant to live.” I pinched the bridge of my nose. “All right, then. I hope he won’t feel abandoned.”
Now it was my turn to roll my eyes. “Stop being so theatrical. You have a pregnant mistress back home. You aren’t the victim in this situation.”
I’d take a lot of pride in ending Casanova’s reign over all the bitches in Cottonwood Cove.
“Of course, I am. You know you’re my valentine.” “We’re at work now, so you shouldn’t be saying that.” She looked up at me with wide eyes.
“You think? The welcome sign at the neighboring gas station looks like the entrance to hell. I doubt we’re getting a burger and fries here.”
Great. Looking forward to a miserable week. I have to go. One of Mr. Wigglestein’s baby mamas is ready to give birth. Finn It’s the circle of life. It makes me emotional.
Finn It must be the pregnancy hormones. You know I’m having a baby, right?
