once attempted a joke about eating my boogers (joyfully) and it split the room into part gag reflex, part rage, and so I dropped this hot-button issue from rotation. I hope a booger-eating memoir will be out on the market soon, but I don’t have that kind of courage, despite the savory, convenient, and budget-conscious snacking delights in my face that I dig into daily. PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE. HA-HA!
