“So you’re gonna get bear dick tonight,” she said with a sly grin, nudging me in the ribs. “Don’t say it like that,” I said, picking up my plate and moving the food around on it with my fork. “It sounds creepy.” “Twin bear dick.” “Fuck, you always make me regret telling you things.” “So how would these speculums—?” “Baculums,” I corrected. “It’s not like I’m getting a pap smear.” “Whatever. How would these dick bones work in a DVP? Like, could one dig into the good spot and the other just be… not bony? Otherwise, it’d shred his brother’s dick to pieces. And that’d just be gross.”
