for herself. “Now let me see the video, you weirdo.” I grab it just as she gets her hands on it, and the two of us start to fight over my phone. The problem is, she has a much better hold on it than I do, and the fact that she’s standing works to her advantage. Just as she starts to slip it from my grasp, I panic. “I was watching porn,” I blurt out. Devin drops my phone like it’s diseased and holds her hands up with a disgusted look on her face. “Wait, you were laughing at porn?” Well, we’ve come this far. May as well really mortify her. “Yeah, he slapped her in the face with his dick and left
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