A Dose of Pretty Poison (Pretty Poison Trilogy #1)
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The fire burns hot in front of me—the level of heat where it turns a light shade of blue—and all I can think of is throwing her into it.
Ms. Dess
This is one hell of a way to start a book…. 👀👀
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“I told you,” I insist. “I was still drunk from the night before. I was crying because I remembered that Taco Bell exists.”
Ms. Dess
Lolololololol I felt this tho…. Hahahaha
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just in time for more of his idiotic friends to show up to our celebratory bonfire.
Ms. Dess
Wait… she’s fucking there??? Nah.. no way. I agree throw that bitch in the fire….
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Give me the option and I’ll choose the hot hockey player any day of the week.
Ms. Dess
Did not realize this was a hockey story….
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Had a threesome with a couple of no shows.”
Ms. Dess
lol lol… this is new….
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My resume should read King of Chaos and Zero Fucks. Well, that is, if I had a résumé.
Ms. Dess
Niiiiiice!!
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Hearing her confession is an experience I can’t really process.
Ms. Dess
Oh wow… cats outta the bag pretty early…. Who’s gonna be the home out… I’m guessing she will be..
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He smirks. “What I want to be eating does start with a p, but it sure as hell isn’t pancakes.”
Ms. Dess
😏😏😏😏 I see what you did there….
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In an instant, my grip on the steering wheel tightens. It takes everything I have to loosen it before she notices.
Ms. Dess
Not him being jealous already…. Ooohhh me likey!!
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See, there was a time where I couldn’t take my eyes off her.
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But my friendship with Cam grew stronger, I convinced myself that it was just a puberty thing. That it wasn’t her per se, but the fact that she was a pretty girl, and I was full of raging teenage hormones.
Ms. Dess
Gaaah - he falls first… love it!
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“So, you’re single then?” Ugh. Fuck. “Nope. Haven’t you heard? I’m dating Mali.” That gets her attention, and she turns to me with mock interest. “Ooh, do we scissor?”
Ms. Dess
LMFAOOOOO
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I don’t let myself hesitate for a single second as I pull her in and cover her mouth with my own. It’s supposed to be quick—soft and simple—but when she wraps her arms around my neck and arches up on her tiptoes to get closer, I can’t help myself.
Ms. Dess
Oh… oh… oh…. Wait! Omg… this escalated quickly!!!
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realistic dream that we were happily married with two kids and a house in Barbados.
Ms. Dess
Barbados tho???
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I push the skylight open further and hop down into her room, staring down at her and the blanket pressed against her chest that only covers the front of her naked body.
Ms. Dess
No. Fucking. Way.
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“Shh,” I say, slowly shaking my head. “Relax. Stop trying to rush it. Close your eyes and just enjoy the climb.”
Ms. Dess
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!!!
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Shots. Fucking. Fired.
Ms. Dess
I. Am. Dying!!!! Omg … I’m in public laughing OUT FUCKING LOUD!!!!
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Using my free hand, I rub my thumb over her lips. “Don’t rob me of those delicious sounds. I want to hear how good you feel.”
Ms. Dess
This is happening!!!! Omg !
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She’s wearing his fucking jersey.
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“Take that shit off,” I roar.
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Wrong answer. “I mean it, Laiken. Take it the fuck off or I’ll cut it off you.”
Ms. Dess
Lolllllll
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“You think I won’t still fuck her while she’s wearing your jersey?” he asks, his grin turning smug. “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure to let you know how her pussy feels.”
Ms. Dess
This. Is. WILDDDD!!!
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“He can’t, and I won’t even let him try.” I keep her in place as I move in until my lips are right against hers, feeling the heat of our breath mixing together. “Because you’re fucking mine.”
Ms. Dess
Well shit!!
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“Answer me, Laiken.”
Ms. Dess
Bruh…. Reading this in public is no bueno… I’m over here grinning and biting my fucking lip and shit….
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Relationships may not be my thing, but that doesn’t mean I’ll ever be okay with her dating someone else. Toxic as fuck? Sure. Give a fuck? Nope.
Ms. Dess
Lollllll typical….
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“Get back in the car and I’ll take you to the strip club!” Mali shouts. “We can make it rain on dem big booty hoes!”
Ms. Dess
I. Am. Dead!!!
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“I’m not jealous—I’m possessive. There’s a difference. And I’ve told you before. You. Are. Mine.”
Ms. Dess
ToMAYto - ToMAHto lol lol
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“You know she thinks you’re gay, right?” I call back, but it has no effect. He simply smiles at my pitiful attempt to get under his skin and turns the corner.
Ms. Dess
Had me fooled....
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THERE’S NOTHING I CAN do. I’ve racked my brain trying to figure out a way that I can keep my best friend and not lose Laiken.
Ms. Dess
ugh - 3rd act breakup .. it's been so long since I've crossed one of these that I'm almost able to tolerate it...
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All it takes is lifting my head from my lap so she can see the look on my face, and the single tear that escapes.
Ms. Dess
NOT A TEAR... OMGGGGGGG
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“You’re going to be okay,” Monty whispers. “I promise. You’re going to be alright.”
Ms. Dess
ugh fucker....
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I was willing to do just about anything for you, and you were able to just throw me away like it was nothing. Another random Sunday.”
Ms. Dess
OMFG TELL HER WHYYYYYYY......
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“Sounds to me like you had a choice, H. And when push came to shove, you decided that telling Cam about us was a worse option than not being with me. You had a choice, but you chose him.”
Ms. Dess
Ok this is dumb....
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she makes sure to kick over his beer—spilling the contents into the grass. And he’s too drunk to notice.
Ms. Dess
Mali is the fucking GOAT!
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Because there she is, sitting in the stands with Mali by her side, and she’s wearing my jersey.
Ms. Dess
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW