So Emil and Tanu broke up because of distance, but they’re still into each other?” “And refuse to do anything about it.” “Lots of pining, I bet.” “I do get several angsty late- night phone calls asking why Tanu just liked the shirtless picture of some Stanford swimmer on Instagram, or who’s the skank who keeps dueting Emil on TikTok.” “I bet you’re great at talking people off the ledge.” “I’d be better at it if I knew what the hell a TikTok duet is.” I laugh. Emil and Tanu glance at me, then exchange a glance I cannot decipher.
