She chuckles, and the sound hits me right in the goddamn dick. “Don’t worry, I just figured lying on the bed would be more comfortable. That way, you can straddle me and have better access.” Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Remember when I said I was stupid? I meant it. “You can use my lotion that’s on the nightstand,” she says. Oh great, the lotion that makes me horny just from the smell of it. Awesome. Thumbs up.