When the door clicks shut, she turns to me. “Let’s do it here.” “Let’s do what here?” I ask. “The sex.” “What? No, Penny.” “Oh, it will be really quick. You shoot off early sometimes.” “That was one fucking time, and it was because you put a vibrator against my balls. I wasn’t prepared for that sensation.” “Well, guess what I have in my purse?” “Jesus,”
