“Right, right. Okay, proceed.” “So we’re looking for a pregnancy journal for me, and somehow, we got on the topic about where we conceived the baby. And then, it hit me, this wave of heat followed by vivid, and I mean . . . vivid images of that night. And just like that, I became all panting and needy and . . . horny. It was so bad. Then he leaned down to be eye level with an extremely concerned look on his face. It was mortifying.” “Oh my God, you told him you were fantasizing right there, in front of the how to birth a melon books?” “Good God, no! Are you insane? I told him I had to pee and
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