“True, but I’m choosing you now. Are you really going to turn me down?” Uhhh . . . I’m trying to, but failing magnificently. I’d like to state it’s not my fault. Just look at him. I’d love to see any one of you say no to him. Go ahead, give it a shot. Yeah . . . that’s what I thought. Impossible. Goodbye girls’ night. I had plans, you know, of talking to Blakely about my latest waxing experience—which was a nightmare—and asking her what she thinks of that period underwear you see advertised all over the place. Oh . . . and how I spent two hours the other night watching this beautiful Turkish
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