I’m blasted right back to the present when I hear, “Fuck, what’s that smell?” My vomit. That is my wet vomit you’re smelling, you beautiful nimrod! “What smell?” I ask, playing nonchalant. Be cool, Penny, be cool. This is your moment to shine. Story time. *Mentally rubs hands together* We are taking back our dignity! “If you’re smelling anything, then you’re probably smelling the beginning of athlete’s foot. You don’t wear socks with loafers, so mold and creep are bound to accrue. Maybe consider a different shoe, something less showy and instead, more practical.” Oooo, good one! Not only did
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