Not only is she smiling but there’s also a cheeriness in her voice that raises the hair on the back of my neck. Warning. Warning. Proceed with caution. If you’re thinking, you should be scared, Eli, you’re right. Given her past hormonal changes, this could be a real doozy. And I don’t know how to react to that other than in fear. My belly button’s all puckered up, shrinking as she moves around the kitchen, grabbing herself water.
