Penny: I think you could give me an old rabbit’s turd, and I’d be happy. Eli: Well, it’s not a rabbit’s turd, so get that out of your head. Penny: Sad, could have been a lovely gift. Eli: You are so strange. I don’t know which one of your many personalities is going to show up. Penny: So you’re saying it’s been a fun roller coaster so far? Eli: Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Shy at first, then a fucking fire in bed, then shy and extremely awkward, then teasing, then angry, now fun and charming. Anything else I need to worry about? Penny: Nope, I think that just about covers it, but I
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