Smirking, I press my pen to the paper and start my first commissioned art piece. Commissioned by me, of course, and as I continue to draw, ensuring there’s specific detail, I know my customer will be very satisfied. I repeat the same drawing but make some adjustments here and there. And then one more. When I’m done, I cap the Sharpie and stare at my drawings, chuckling. One picture is of a penis, flaccid, looking very sad and almost weeping because it’s so sad. The next one is a picture of just a pregnant belly and boobs, coming from the side of the paper. The penis is now happy.
