“Why do you have to rub it in like that? Clearly, it’s embarrassing for me to talk about—” “Rub it in? I’m not rubbing it in. I’m basking in the glory of Penny Lawes thinking I’m attractive.” “Why on earth would you do that?” she asks with a pinch of her brow. “Uhh . . . because you’re a fucking goddess and being recognized by you feels really fucking amazing,” I say before I can stop myself.
