Kiss and Don't Tell (The Vancouver Agitators, #1)
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I’m pretty sure the one they keep calling Horny is a Disney prince reincarnated.
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“I’m uncomfortable when Mom and Dad fight,” Levi says, pulling at a cloth napkin. Leaning in close, Pacey asks, “Which one is Mom?” With that signature smile, Levi says, “Taters, of course. Easily the bottom.” “Fuck you, I’m not the mom.”
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I also think it’s why he gets lost in his books, so he doesn’t have to face reality.
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“Yeah, I’ve never been too good at hiding my facial expressions.” “I could tell this morning when you caught me in the kitchen with my shirt off.”
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“Are you flirting with me, Pacey?” “Has it not been obvious?” He pushes his hand through his unruly hair. “I need to work on my game.”
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“There isn’t enough room in my goddamn soul to worry about anyone else,” Holmes says, his voice cracking.
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“I think that’s just because you haven’t gotten any for over a month,” Taters says. “Longest drought since I’ve known you.” “Over a month? Really?” Posey asks. “Are you ill?”
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He rubs his hands together. “Fuck, I’m excited. We’re getting our girl back.” “My girl,” I correct him. “We’re getting my girl back.” “Whatever.”
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“Now, what if she doesn’t respond?” “Then it’s a text a day until she does,” Hornsby says. We all look to Holmes, who slowly nods. “That’s correct.” “Then we might want to draft some follow-up texts,” Taters says. We all turn to Holmes again, who smirks. “Might be a good idea.”
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“Fuck yes,” Hornsby says while kicking his leg in the air.
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“The line of communication has been opened. Now . . . we woo. Message the best friend on Instagram, get her address. Tomorrow, we go into a full-court press.” “I don’t even know what that means.”
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“Uh, pretty sure I have blue balls for a happily ever after, here. You’re not the only one suffering.