BRIAN: We’ll be having our Thanksgiving dinner the first weekend in November. Estelle, you may bring a pumpkin pie. I may bring a pumpkin pie. Awesome. I bet if I were the type of person to save text messages, I’d have this exact same message on this exact day at this exact time from last year. In fact, I’m not sure my father has ever sent me a text message beyond this little nugget. That explains the three text messages from Charlie, then. I delete the group chat with my dad, his wife, and my half brother and move straight to the next. CHARLIE: He sure has a way with words, doesn’t he?
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