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Tiny human, my enormous pleasure wand is far too large for your tiny lady cavern. You will be destroyed by my enormous penis—’”
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“Something I can help you with?” “I’m here for the orc erotica.”
“Why do you want my copy of Pride and Prejudice?” she answered as soon as I called her back. “I want to read it.” She snorted. “Why?” “I’m curious about it.” I pictured Hannah’s eyes lighting up, talking about it. There must be something good in that book.
“Why were you so weird with Beck today?” He didn’t speak for a second but a muscle ticked in his jaw. “Was I?” I scoffed. “You insinuated that he had no friends and couldn’t get a boner.”
“He said I’m fine. I feel fine. Beck didn’t see any sign of concussion.” I shook my head hard and pulled into my driveway. “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.” Her chest shook with laughter. “He’s literally a doctor.”
“I heard you had an accident.” I shook my head, rolling my eyes. “A little bump. A few stitches.” “It’s not a little bump. She might have a concussion.” Wyatt opened the fridge and took out a beer. “I don’t have a concussion,” I told him before turning back to the others with exasperation written all over my face. “We went to the ER and they shined a light in my eyes and said I was fine.”
Things aren’t dumb because women like them.”
