“This is the part where I knew something was up,” Don, our town photographer and news blogger, said. He adjusted his reading glasses and ran his finger down the page of the book. “Yeuk gave an almighty roar and the surrounding forest shuddered. His gargantuan shaft sprayed semen all over Lady Nicoletta, so much semen. Buckets of—” “Okay.” I held a hand up. “I get it, Don. Please stop.” “I saw the cover and I thought it was like The Lord of the Rings.” He swallowed and stared out the front window of the shop, lost in thought and shaking his head a little. “It’s not,” he whispered. “It’s really
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