I was about to tell him to go bother someone else, because I wasn’t in the mood for practical jokes, when Derek burst out through the patio door. I turned to him, too startled to react. “The Easter bunny! Mom, it’s the Easter bunny! I finally caught him!” I opened my mouth to object that no, it was just a weird pervert who played jokes on people, but stopped myself before the words could escape. For one, I couldn’t use the word pervert because then I would have to explain what it meant. And two… How the hell would I explain that the stranger wearing fluffy bunny ears and a tail was not the
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