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Unusual in the morning, but then, what did I know about randy cats?
I smiled to myself, imagining how I could realistically go about it. Men with six-packs were out of my league, so what I would do was, I would go to the gym just once and go on a rampage, fondling male stomachs until security threw me out.
Not just stand there with her eyes closed… Oh, fluffy ears!”
“Oh my God, I did it. I fucking went and made myself crazy.”
“Well… How… I mean, I thought you knew how s-sex worked… But, well, if I have to… Ahem. Sex. With a penis. In your vagina,” he mumbled, casting his eyes down.
“Porn lies, got it. Now kiss me.”
“This is no flower patch, mister!”
“Don’t go sleeping around with them,” I grumbled. “And I won’t fondle any male butts in the gym.”
holding onto him like a clingy little barnacle.
