“I’d like to start with the tattoo along his collarbone and work my way down.” I laugh. “No.” “I took a quick screenshot, but he moved. It’s kind of blurry.” “You . . . what?” “I’m gonna frame it and put it on my wall.” “No, you’re not.” “Does he have flowers on one arm and stars on the other? Because that’s pretty devastating.”
SHE'S SOOOOO ME
