Airman
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Read between January 31 - February 7, 2018
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Legendary lovers rarely flew anywhere, and hardly ever ate insects.
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Fighting and flying. His last teacher had started the day with Latin and poetry. Sometimes Latin poetry. Fighting and flying sounded much more enjoyable.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.’
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‘Don’t be supplying me with information that I am supplying to you. That is a very annoying trait, which I would relish beating out of you.’
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‘Set the big man beating the little man. That tactic worked on everyone, even Napoleon.’
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Was that wit? No, surely not from a man who thought that electricity was a gift from the fairies.
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‘Stupid gas lamps,’ said the man. ‘What’s wrong with candles? A candle never ruptured and exploded. I hear a gas explosion destroyed an entire city in China, ’cept for the cats what are immune to gas.’
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‘And don’t tell me lobsters aren’t getting smarter. I caught a lobster last month and I swear he was trying to communicate. With the clicking claws and the pointy head yokes.’
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‘Nothing is more amusing than watching a blind man fall.’
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Hot chocolate, diamonds and mysterious cargo! They felt like princes on a quest.