Besides, do you really want Knockemout gossiping about us like we’re some kind of grumpy-sunshine love story?” “I’m the sunshine in that scenario,” he said confidently. “You’re the delusional grump who never wants to settle down, especially not with the beautiful, charming, book nerd next door. I’m the perky, sunshiny heroine who believes in true love. Just not with you because I’m only using you for orgasms.” He shook his head. “You’re going to miss those orgasms when you meet Mr. Right. There are some things only Mr. Wrong can deliver.”

