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“As your father liked to say, ‘We can’t drink all day if we don’t start now.’”
It was strange, having a secret with the boy I’d once loved and now sharing it with the man I couldn’t stand.
He would make gorgeous little demon babies.
He was tall, dark, and evil. I was short, fair, and awesome.
Simon: If I could have chosen a son in this lifetime, it would have been you. Take care of my girls.
“Good God, man. Do you have to register that thing as a weapon? Ugh. Where’s my root beer? I’m dying. Valentine’s Day sex killed me. You can put it on my tombstone.”
His eyes found me, and I felt…a lot of unholy things.
“You love me, you idiot. You’ve loved me since we were kids. You loved me even when I broke your trust. You loved me after I fixed it. You still love me.”
Me: I can’t help it. Your happiness makes me happy. Also, I just had a bunch of orgasms…so… Maeve: Same, girl. Same. Me: High five.
