Fate's Edge (The Edge, #3)

by Ilona Andrews

She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you’d have a layover in Atlanta before you reached the afterlife.

Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.

“I want honesty and loyalty, and I want to give loyalty and love in return. For once in my life, I want to be able to trust someone without having to double-check, and keep an eye on him, and worry if he’s lying to me. I still want to have fun, but I want to be loved, Kaldar. Really loved. Life is too short, and I want to experience that before I die.

“Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?”