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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
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well rested on three or four hours’ sleep,
Betsyzel
I used to do fine on four hours of sleep. Now I sleep for ten or eleven. I think it’s my body’s way of getting away from the pain.
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The deacon thought too many people were still very much asleep in regard to this message.
Betsyzel
I think the people who are still asleep are the ones who are religious.
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If I offended anyone, two tears in a bucket, honey. Motherfuck it.
Betsyzel
Another great line to add to my “stingers.”
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If you did not like the show, honey, my name is Nancy Reagan and go fuck yourself.”
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LOL
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Cha-blis’s
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Chablis’s
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I live in this house, which was built by a Confederate general who died in what we like to call the War of Northern Aggression.
Betsyzel
We Northerners like to call it the War of Southern Stupidity.
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“She
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Wouldn’t it be “He?”
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Miss
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I don’t know anything about a “Miss Williams?” Right above this it says “James A. Williams shot Danny…” So how are we getting to a female Williams?
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They cheat on their wives, hate their work, and lead dismal lives as respectable failures. Their wives, most of them, are little more than long-term prostitutes, the main difference being that when you factor in the houses, the cars, the clothes, and the clubs, Savannah’s respectable wives get a lot more money per piece of ass than a whore does.
Betsyzel
This is a grand description of Trump and the wives he bought.
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A column of marchers dressed in gray Confederate uniforms came into the square, with a horse-drawn wagon bringing up the rear. The wagon had low wooden sides, and from the street it would have appeared empty. But from the roof we could see a blue-clad Union soldier sprawled motionless on the floor of the wagon.
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We should have finished the South off while we had the chance.
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“The Civil War’s been over quite a while,” I said. “Isn’t it time all that was forgotten?” “Not if you’re a southerner,” said Joe.
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not-forprofit
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not-for-profit
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Seems like I remember hearing people say the same thing about King James of England. You know, the King James that had them to write the King James Bible? Do you know if that’s true? Have you ever heard anybody say that about King James?”
Betsyzel
Since I try to read all the best-selling fiction, I read this version of the bible. ROTFLMAO...wonder if all the evangelicals know this about old King James...
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Savannah’s blacks had been presenting debutantes at formal balls for nearly forty years.
Betsyzel
I think debutante balls are absurd. But, as in all things, every race should have equality.