Go the Fuck to Sleep
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Read between November 11 - November 11, 2018
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The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have lain down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fuck to sleep.
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The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I’ll read you one very last book if you swear You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
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The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
Stan Yoder
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
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The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon. The field mice, they make not a peep. It’s been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
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The owls fly forth from the treetops. Through the air, they soar and they sweep. A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love. For real, shut the fuck up and sleep.
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The cubs and the lions are snoring, Wrapped in a big snuggly heap. How come you can do all this other great shit But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?
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The flowers doze low in the meadows And high on the mountains so steep. My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass parent. Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.